New Yorkers think they've seen it all, but with so many new restaurants and shows and weirdo tourist attractions popping up all the time, there's no way that's true. There are, like, 14 food delivery apps for a reason.
Maybe his acting skills just came in handy from the start.
Apropos of nothing, he then says, "She complimented me many times," while she claims, "He did a lot of the talking." Hmm.
Someone get this woman her own dating show, and another meal to eat in peace for free — and free of judgment, regardless of how she orders her steak.
Girl, if you're reading this, you are invited to the Allure beauty closet because we all want to high-five you and commiserate over our own bad dates with undateable people.
Dating people in other boroughs qualifies as a long-distance relationship. If it helps, once we really like one of you, the other four are history within an hour. "He wants to go to Neil's on Third," we will tell our friends. He's really serious about you," they will say if it's a great bar, and, "Ugh, maybe you should just cancel," they will say if it's a bad one. There are certain parts of town we can't even go near because they remind us of our exes. So telling me you'll meet me "around 9" will result in us meeting up "around never."10. Especially if you don't make reservations near my office and want me to meet you there at 7. This city is so full of places to fall in love with and things to be excited about and we want to do all of it.
If you live in the Bronx and I don't, you are not my soul mate. And if you are, I'm sorry but that commute is no fucking joke and I simply cannot. One group text is sent and we're all yours (JK, JK). Our city is pretty compact, so even though it might sound nuts to be like, "I can't go to the East Village," that's actually like saying, "I don't love going near Exit 19B" on the highway in most other cities, so it's pretty reasonable. We're like that Eminem song: You only get one shot. We live in a city of go-getters and we most likely are one ourselves, so you better be able to make a plan. It'll easily take me 30 to 45 minutes to get there, and that's if all the trains haven't mysteriously shut down because of construction no one believes will actually ever fix anything, but that's a whole other thing. Which means we probably don't want to just "come over and hang out" for the majority of our first few dates.13. His date got excited about ice cream (because who wouldn't?), a reaction that apparently prompted the very rational and totally reasonable Billy to later lament, "..that was another 20 minutes." However — PLOT TWIST — she says they both got ice cream and chatted pleasantly over the inclusion of macarons with the treat.tells both sides of that story in their series "The Undateables," which chronicles dates of two New Yorkers who deem themselves "undateable" and are thereby set up to date each other to find out if the ideas they hold about themselves are true.In a recent installment of the series, we see a 24-year-old woman who works in video and Billy, a 24-year-old actor, go on a date to a steakhouse. The story was screenshotted by prolific Twitter user Maya Kosoff (@mekosoff), and it seems at least the guy in the situation was right about his less-than-ideal "dateability," as basically all of Twitter is chiming in to roast him.You will learn about: His attitude toward sex and relationships and how they change over time....